TNB BEST OF 2011 AWARDS
The following is the annual Best of 2011 award presentation where a panel of twenty-seven judges, or maybe just Slimedog, give awards and generous cash prizes to the recipients. And we encourage you to add any categories or people that you feel we have overlooked.
Best Fat Old Drunk Man- Slimedog
Best Female Doorlady at the Midway- Jenn Jammies
Best haircut of a singer in a punk band whose band name references a line on the MBTA- Jay Genoa (Red Line Rebels)
Best Promoter- (tie) Ian from Brass N Ammo, Jenn Jammies, Tim and Lisa Collet, Brian (Teenage Heart)
Best Mom- (tie) Carrie Bell, Lauramom
Best Bartender Named Dave- Smilin’ Dave (Midway), Midway Dave (Midway)
Best Drunk Designated Driver of Drunks- Andy Bang
Best New Band of the Year- The F.U.’s
Best Punk Club of the Year- Midway Cafe Jamaica Plain MA
Best Metal Club of the Year- (tie) O’Briens, Great Scott Allston MA
Best World Wide Conglomerate Record Company- Teenage Heart Records
Best Cat of America- Harry
Best Cat of Finland- Edie
Best Drunk- (tie) Brian (Bad Lieutenants), Phil (Doll Eyes), Jay (Red Line Rebels), Slimedog (Thrash N Bang)
Best Jazz Guitarist- Wes Montgomery
Best German digestif- Jagermeister
Best Writer of Thrash N Bang- (tie) Andy Bang, Jimmy Thrash, Slimedog
Best Redheaded Fan of a band with Red In Its Name- Ryann
Best Insane Club Owner- Midway Dave (Midway Cafe)
Best All Girl Band- (tie) Tijuana Sweetheart, Damn Broads
Best All Boy Band- M-13